Day 19: Regeneration Tight, Firm & Fill Age-Defying Moisture Veil for Body
STORY TIME!!! I LOVE stories! Happy stories, sad stories, funny stories, dramatic stories, and love stories. Not so much scary stories since I'm prone to nightmares, but I deal with those when I have to. Better get yourself a tea, a coffee, or whatever else pleases you to sit with for a while (I have a hot cocoa. And I do mean cocoa and not hot chocolate, since mine is homemade. With cocoa. And marshmallows on top).
Today's story is about a fairy princess.
Once upon a time (more like last summer), in a land far, far, away (named Ottawa), there was a fairy princess (that's me! And I don't know why I said fairy princess. I much prefer to be a legit Disney princess. Nobody really loves Tinkerbell. Even though she's a pixie, not a fairie). Anyways, this princess had a pile of new products to try from her favourite spa, skincare, and image company (aka BeautiControl) that had just been released for all to see at a Celebration (see what I did there?!). The princess thought "Meh, I don't care about anti-aging for my body, since I'm a young and young-looking princess, but whatever. I'll try it so I can say that I did. And at least I'll know what it smells like. Because I always like to know what products smell like." So off she went for her sacred morning shower.
Our princess made sure to have everything close by so that not a step would be missed. It may not seem complicated, since she was only testing 2 products that day, but when it comes to our princess' sacred shower routine that she loves oh-SO-much, any change is a big change. After doing her shower-y thing and remembering to include the MicrodermApeel for Body (more on that in a later post!), the princess towelled off and almost forget her next step! Instead of moisturizing as usual, the princess spritzed the TFF Moisture Veil for Body everywhere & rubbed it in.
Since the princess didn't have any royal engagements (read: work, errands, meetings, Bible studies, or spas) to worry about that day, she just threw on jeans (although it was summer, the weather was unseasonably cool throughout the kingdom) and a t-shirt before going on with doing nothing around the house (aka laundry, dishes, cleaning 3 bathrooms, vacuuming everything in sight, dusting, and probably too many hours on Pinterest - you know, just regular it's-a-Saturday princess things).
A couple hours later, as our princess was lazing around with a book (hahaha ok, probably her iPad & Pinterest), she thought to herself "Wow, I really love when I have skinny days - my Spanx are just so much more comfortable! Which is saying something, because I LOVE wearing Spanx, it feels so good to fit nicely in my clothes! Especially jeans. It's unusual to sit SO long in jeans and still feel this good unless I'm having a REALLY skinny day. And right after eating breakfast is never a skinny time, no matter how skinny of a day I'm having! But...wait...? I don't wear Spanx under my jeans. Ever. Let's be honest, I rarely wear them, since they only go with skirts and dresses. So why do I feel like I'm wearing them???"
Our princess is really NOT a morning person (try as I might!), and she's done some pretty stupid things when still half-asleep. She's not grumpy in the morning, just totally NOT with it until a couple hours after she's rolled out of bed. Even 4 years of a high school home room that started at 7:50am and a school bus that arrived at 6:50am to her there one time couldn't change this fact, so she's embraced her "morning stupid" with a sense of humour and loving acceptance.
Which is why she promptly took herself to the bathroom (no need to make a scene with the new neighbours right outside the living room window!) and checked to see if, in fact, she was asleep enough to put Spanx on under her jeans today. Nope. Phew! But she felt awesome even with her jeans off, so what was the deal? "Meh!" She thought. "I can totally use a skinny day to boost my self-esteem, so I will take it!" And off she went to make a very caffeinated tea (just to make sure she wasn't still sleepy-stupid) and continue re-pinning (what seemed like) everything in her news feed.
After the caffeine kicked in, the princess realised that the Spanx-like experience was actually because of the TFF Body Veil, and instantly dubbed it "Liquid Spanx" - then made sure to text her director/recruiter about this awesome discovery, even though her director was the one who already told her how awesome it was.
The End!
Oh, and I like that it smells like orange-y-ness. That's the best smell description I can give you. In the summer, I don't need to use a moisturizer with it, in the winter I do because it's so dryyyyy and coooooold and snowyyyyy here. Not like Florida, California, or Texas' idea of cold and snowy (sorry guys, although yours is pretty monumental - it was on the news here!), but like true Canadian awfulness. Except not today! Today there's snow on the ground, but it's not snowing, and it's not BRUTALLY cold, and it was sunny! Today was beautiful. It's supposed to snow again tomorrow though. Seriously, always on the weekend. Whatever.
But TFF Body Veil! Have you tried it? What did you think - is it worthy of the title "Liquid Spanx"? Let me know, I love to hear your stories too!
